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        <title>Sum-sum-summertime</title>
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        <summary>Last week’s New York Observer included a chart entitled “What Your Summer Home Says About You,” with contributions from Yours Truly. The non-Hudson Valley entries were written by Jennifer Wright. As a bonus to local readers, here is a second Hudson Valley column of runner-up items for the chart: Want to Prove They’re so over the Hamptons Transport Jeep Rubicon Unlimited Rubbing Shoulders With Ellsworth Kelly &amp; Martin Puryear Traveling With Back issues of The New York Review of Books Drink Pimm’s Cup with locally-grown organic cucumber Dish Kale salad with pecorino at Mercato Shoe Merrell slip-ons Swimsuit Handmade one-piece bought on Etsy Pet Bernese Mountain Dog Kids Are... Catching candy thrown by firemen in parade Overheard “We just joined a C.S.A.”</summary>
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<a class="asset-img-link" href="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e20192ac6b6cca970d-pi" style="float: right;"><img alt="Observer-chart" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e20192ac6b6cca970d" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e20192ac6b6cca970d-200wi" style="width: 140px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 30px;" title="Observer-chart" /></a>Last week’s New York Observer <a href="http://observer.com/2013/07/what-your-summer-home-says-about-you/%20" target="_blank" title="New York Observer - Summer Homes">included a chart</a> entitled “What Your Summer Home Says About You,” with contributions from Yours Truly. The non-Hudson Valley entries were written by Jennifer Wright.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">As a bonus to local readers, here is a second Hudson Valley column of runner-up items for the chart:</p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;"><span style="background-color: #dd0000; color: #ffffff;"><strong>&#0160;Want to Prove&#0160;</strong></span><em>&#0160;They’re so over the Hamptons</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;"><span style="color: #ffffff; background-color: #dd0000;"><strong>&#0160;Transport&#0160;</strong></span><em>&#0160;Jeep Rubicon Unlimited</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;"><span style="color: #ffffff; background-color: #dd0000;"><strong>&#0160;Rubbing Shoulders With&#0160;</strong></span><em>&#0160;Ellsworth Kelly &amp; Martin Puryear</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;"><span style="color: #ffffff; background-color: #dd0000;"><strong>&#0160;Traveling With&#0160;</strong></span><em>&#0160;Back issues of </em>The New York Review of Books</p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;"><span style="color: #ffffff; background-color: #dd0000;"><strong>&#0160;Drink&#0160;</strong></span><em>&#0160;Pimm’s Cup with locally-grown organic cucumber</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;"><span style="color: #ffffff; background-color: #dd0000;"><strong>&#0160;Dish&#0160;</strong></span><em>&#0160;Kale salad with pecorino at Mercato</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;"><span style="color: #ffffff; background-color: #dd0000;"><strong>&#0160;Shoe&#0160;</strong></span><em>&#0160;Merrell slip-ons</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;"><span style="color: #ffffff; background-color: #dd0000;"><strong>&#0160;Swimsuit&#0160;</strong></span><em>&#0160;Handmade one-piece bought on Etsy</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;"><span style="color: #ffffff; background-color: #dd0000;"><strong>&#0160;Pet&#0160;</strong></span><em>&#0160;Bernese Mountain Dog</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;"><span style="color: #ffffff; background-color: #dd0000;"><strong>&#0160;Kids Are...&#0160;</strong></span><em>&#0160;Catching candy thrown by firemen in parade</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;"><span style="color: #ffffff; background-color: #dd0000;"><strong>&#0160;Overheard&#0160;</strong></span><em>&#0160;“We just joined a C.S.A.”</em></p></div>
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<entry>
        <title>Tragedy at the Transfer Station</title>
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        <published>2013-03-11T09:18:09-04:00</published>
        <updated>2013-03-11T23:54:39-04:00</updated>
        <summary>Newman Road, Greenport (NY).</summary>
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            <name>Hudson</name>
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<em>Newman Road, Greenport (NY).</em></div>
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        <title>BREAKING: Hudson Aldermen reveal new ‘super powers’</title>
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        <published>2013-02-13T10:33:19-05:00</published>
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        <summary>Council members gain ability to see 50 years into future Discovery of Ricktonite expected to revolutionize local politics HUDSON, N.Y. — In a bombshell revelation, the City of Hudson Common Council announced on Wednesday that its members have attained full-fledged super powers. “All but two of our Aldermen recently gained the ability to see far into the future,” said Council President Donald Moore at a press conference held at the offices of A. Colarusso &amp; Sons, Inc., just across the line in Greenport. “This newly-acquired super-vision allows the Council to see as much as fifty years ahead with absolute, perfect accuracy,” Moore added. The hastily-convened press conference came on the heels of the Council’s 10-to-1 vote to prevent future elected officials from changing Hudson’s Waterfront zoning in any way, or using eminent domain at that location, for the next fifty years. “Fifty years ago, many thing were different than today,”...</summary>
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&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 17pt; color: #888888; text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Council members gain ability to see 50 years into future&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;HUDSON, N.Y. — In a bombshell revelation, the City of Hudson Common Council announced on Wednesday that its members have attained full-fledged super powers.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“All but two of our Aldermen recently gained the ability to see far into the future,” said Council President Donald Moore at a press conference held at the offices of A. Colarusso &amp;amp; Sons, Inc., just across the line in Greenport.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“This newly-acquired super-vision allows the Council to see as much as fifty years ahead&amp;nbsp;with absolute, perfect accuracy,” Moore added.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;float: right;&quot; href=&quot;http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e2017d4107f9f9970c-pi&quot;&gt; &lt;img class=&quot;asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e2017d4107f9f9970c&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0px 0px 5px 30px;&quot; title=&quot;Council President Don Moore&quot; src=&quot;http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e2017d4107f9f9970c-800wi&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Council President Don Moore&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The hastily-convened press conference came on the heels of the Council’s 10-to-1 vote to prevent future elected officials from changing Hudson’s Waterfront zoning in any way, or using eminent domain at that location, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gossipsofrivertown.blogspot.com/2013/02/not-in-our-lifetime.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;for the next fifty years&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Fifty years ago, many thing were different than today,” 5th Ward Alderman and Taghkanic resident Carmine Pierro reminisced, pushing Moore from the podium and speaking from typewritten notes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Cable television, email, and the world wide web did not exist. There was no such thing as Medicare or Medicaid. Roe vs. Wade had not yet protected a woman’s right to choose. There were still segregated restaurants and funeral homes. American car companies dominated the global auto market. And the cement industry, God bless it, dominated our local economy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“But we now understand that things aren’t going to continue changing,” Pierro added. “Hudson history has come to a standstill. With our new ability to see fifty years ahead, we are 100% certain that the City will be just the same in 2063 as it is today in 2013.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Therefore, we predict that Hudson’s waterfront needs and vision will not change whatsoever over the next five decades. Even though a few malcontents say that LWRPs are supposed to be living, breathing, adaptable documents, &lt;em&gt;we&lt;/em&gt; can say with absolute confidence that the current plan won’t need any changes for well beyond our lifetimes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“We also are confident that no future Aldermen will ever think differently than we do,” concluded Pierro.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Council’s new super powers of foresight were acquired, 3rd Ward Alderman John Friedman Esq. explained, thanks to the discovery by Paul Colarusso of a powerful metallic substance in the City’s former backup water supply off Newman Road, at the bottom of a soon-to-be-revived quarry.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I’m a lawyer, not a scientist. But from what I understand it’s sort of like Kryptonite,” explained the ponytailed Friedman, whose crisp seersucker suit featured an American Flag lapel pin. “Exposure to this special magnetic metal, which may have arrived on a meteorite that splashed into the quarry eons ago, conveys astonishing powers of soothsaying.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“We&#39;re thinking of naming it &lt;em&gt;Ricktonite!&lt;/em&gt;,” Moore burst in, breathlessly adding that “City Attorney Cheryl Roberts also has super powers, but she got them from being bitten by a radioactive spider while campaigning for Assembly in Spencertown.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“If only the Council had these powers back in the days of Urban Renewal,” lamented 1st Ward Alderman Nicholas Haddad. “We might never have built Bliss Towers, the Terrace Apartments, the low-rise, or bulldozed so many historic buildings. Imagine what Bill Loewenstein could have achieved if he’d only had a dose of Ricktonite!” Later attempts by reporters to determine whether Haddad was being facetious were unsuccessful, as he had stepped out for a smoke.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Council took on its new super powers during a top-secret midnight visit to the former backup reservoir. During the hush-hush gathering, which was not publicly-noticed, members cannonballed off a craggy quarry cliff known to teenaged trespassers for generations as “Frankenstein.” Reaching the bottom of the frigid waters, each Alderman grabbed for a handful of Ricktonite—and was instantly enlightened as to the City’s future for the next half-century.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class=&quot;asset-img-link&quot; style=&quot;float: right;&quot; href=&quot;http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e2017c36d97476970b-pi&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e2017c36d97476970b&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0px 0px 5px 30px;&quot; title=&quot;Ricktonite&quot; src=&quot;http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e2017c36d97476970b-800wi&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Ricktonite&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;“It was freezing, but it was worth it,” said a still-shivering 4th Ward Alderman  Sheila Ramsey. “Luckily, we had emergency heaters and blankets on hand, generously provided at only a nominal charge by the Galvan Initiatives Foundation.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Two Council members declined, however, to take a dive for the City.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1st Ward Alderman David Marston abstained from the recent Council vote, after obstinately refusing to be exposed to the mystery magnetic metal. Pressed for an explanation, Marston glumly said the substance’s long-term health effects “required more study,” a statement which elicited a chorus of groans from his fellow Aldermen. “I’ve noticed that ever  since they got their doses of Ricktonite, my fellow Council members seem even more lethargic and complacent,” Marston retorted.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But to the surprise of many, 5th Ward Alderman Robert “Doc” Donahue also declined to take the polar bear-style plunge, though voting in favor of the fifty-year moratorium on Waterfront changes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I’ve &lt;em&gt;always&lt;/em&gt; had the power to see into Hudson’s future, thank you very much,” barked Donahue, saying that to learn what will happen next in Hudson politics all he has to do is “just ask Rick himself.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4th Ward Alderman Sheila Ramsey disagreed very mildly with Donahue’s assessment: “The next time some pesky citizen comes in here, demanding to know whether we think we have a crystal ball to see into the future, we’ll be able to say, &lt;em&gt;Why, yes. Yes, we do.&lt;/em&gt;”
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In response to questions about whether the City might benefit economically from the discovery of Ricktonite, Moore indicated that Roberts had instructed him that all rights to the super-mineral were held by Colarusso, even though the company is still technically leasing the former quarry from the City.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“If we wanted to try to ‘claw back’ the rights to the discovery, we’d have to repay the company for the lease they’ve held for several years now,” explained Moore. “I’m not sure the power to see into the future is worth a million dollars. We probably couldn’t afford it. But I may ask Cheryl if she’d be willing to advise us further on that during a future executive session. Actually, all that was off the record—I’d prefer you didn’t print it.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Now, if only we could also see into the past,” concluded 3rd Ward Alderman and Police Committee member Chris Wagoner, “Then maybe we could solve the City Hall burglary.”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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<entry>
        <title>So long, it’s been good to know ’ya</title>
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        <published>2012-07-19T23:10:43-04:00</published>
        <updated>2012-07-20T14:52:00-04:00</updated>
        <summary>Tom Davis, an alum of the earliest Saturday Night Live classes and a neighbor here on Bell’s Pond Road, has died after a struggle of several years with cancer. He had a wicked sense of humor about even that, recommending his illness as a weight loss regimen; after his initial bout, I hardly recognized him in his usual spot at Swoon. Tom held on for so long, and seemed so well-adjusted to his fate, that it feels that much more surprising that the death he anticipated really did overtake him. He did an installation last year in Maximillian Goldfarb’s revolving window gallery in Hudson&#39;s 300 block, consisting of objects he’d salvaged from the Taghkanic Creek. The Creek passes by his somewhat ramshackle house—on whose lawn a gold Grand Marquis has sat most days, like the embodiment of some inside, sardonic but jovial joke. Tom managed to be easygoing even at...</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p class="asset asset-image"><a class="asset-img-link" href="http://featherfiles.aviary.com/2012-07-20/f77694d11/528cd09cc3ce41a49aab85d149b8e0e4_hires.png" style="float: right;"><img alt="Franken &amp; Davis, back in the day" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e2017616932c6c970c" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e2017616932c6c970c-250wi" style="width: 274px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 25px;" title="Franken &amp; Davis, back in the day" /></a><a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Davis_%28comedian%29" rel="wikipedia" target="_blank" title="Tom Davis (comedian)">Tom Davis</a>, an alum of the earliest Saturday Night Live classes and a neighbor here on Bell’s Pond Road, has died after a struggle of several years with cancer. He had a wicked sense of humor about even that, recommending his illness as a weight loss regimen; after his initial bout, I hardly recognized him in his usual spot at Swoon. Tom held on for so long, and seemed so well-adjusted to his fate, that it feels that much more surprising that the death he anticipated really did overtake him.</p>
<p>He did an installation last year in Maximillian Goldfarb’s revolving window gallery in Hudson&#39;s 300 block, consisting of objects he’d salvaged from the Taghkanic Creek. The Creek passes by his somewhat ramshackle house—on whose lawn a gold Grand Marquis has sat most days, like the embodiment of some inside, sardonic but jovial joke. Tom managed to be easygoing even at his most absurdly cynical moments. His text for the installation <a href="http://www.incidentreport.info/id139.html" target="_self" title="Tom Davis on his impending dematerialization">is required reading</a>:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px; padding-right: 30px;"><em>As an old-school Malthusian liberal, I’ve always believed that the source of all mankind’s problems is overpopulation. I’m finally going to do something about it.</em></p>
<p>One of the pleasures of living Upstate is getting to know people like Tom as people, at a distance from their fame. We’d shared space at various local bars for a long time before I cottoned to the fact that this guy was the other half of Al Franken’s team, or that he played one of the goofball workers on the train in <em>Trading Places</em>, among many other classic scenes he <a href="http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78tfranken.phtml" target="_blank" title="SNL skit transcript, Franken &amp; Davis">acted in or scripted</a>.</p>
<p>My last chat with him was at a local sushi place, debating whether it was worse to grow up as a Vikings or a Red Sox fan.&#0160;I’ll remember in particular Tom’s nasal yet rotund conversational voice, which added that much more wry force to his understated wit. Tom could look up and say “it’s raining,” and it would come out funny.</p></div>
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        <title>Walking the street</title>
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        <published>2012-07-05T22:21:00-04:00</published>
        <updated>2012-07-05T22:21:00-04:00</updated>
        <summary>This sticker was spotted on the window of a custom matte-black-painted VW parked for some time recently in the 200 block of Warren. (A neighbor also noted another sticker on the back of the same jalopy: Not Drunk—Just Avoiding Potholes).</summary>
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<p>This sticker was spotted on the window of a custom matte-black-painted VW parked for some time recently in the 200 block of Warren. (A neighbor also noted another sticker on the back of the same jalopy:&#0160;<em>Not Drunk—Just Avoiding Potholes).</em></p></div>
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        <title>Virtual Graffiti: Route 9G</title>
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        <published>2012-05-08T13:41:44-04:00</published>
        <updated>2012-05-08T13:48:19-04:00</updated>
        <summary>A new installment of the occasional, ongoing series (and copyrighted feature) of this site. (Bio of Croesus at Wikipedia for the uninitiated.)</summary>
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            <name>Hudson</name>
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<p><br />A new installment of the&#0160;<a href="http://www.sampratt.com/sam/virtual-graffiti/" target="_blank" title="Virtual Graffiti">occasional, ongoing series (and copyrighted feature)</a>&#0160;of this site.<em> (Bio of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croesus" target="_blank" title="Croesus (Wikipedia)">Croesus at Wikipedia</a> for the uninitiated.)</em></p></div>
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<entry>
        <title>Burnett &amp; Butt-head</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.sampratt.com/sam/2011/10/burnett-butt-head-1.html" />
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83454ca3969e2015435e45d2d970c</id>
        <published>2011-10-04T13:52:51-04:00</published>
        <updated>2011-10-04T15:42:25-04:00</updated>
        <summary>Yeah, I’m a Yankee hater... So what’s not to hate? Even MFY fans hate on A.J. Burnett. (Doubt the resemblance? Click here.)</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Hudson</name>
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        <category term="Humor" />
        <category term="Sports | Baseball" />
        
        
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a href="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e201539210c0b9970b-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Burnett-butthead" border="0" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e201539210c0b9970b image-full" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e201539210c0b9970b-800wi" title="Burnett-butthead" /></a></p>
<p>Yeah, I’m a Yankee hater... <em>So what’s not to hate? </em>Even MFY fans hate on A.J. Burnett.<em></em> (Doubt the resemblance? <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IZH83BZECbA/SUMjch_Wb4I/AAAAAAAAFVM/0rwGkpLNa7s/s400/aj_burnett_who_farted_2.jpg" target="_blank" title="A.J. Burnett resemblance to Beavis &amp; Butthead">Click here</a>.)</p>
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<entry>
        <title>LICKed</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.sampratt.com/sam/2010/11/licked.html" />
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83454ca3969e201348981e1ac970c</id>
        <published>2010-11-26T11:17:48-05:00</published>
        <updated>2010-11-26T11:19:50-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Hudson’s popular (ice-) creamery LICK naturally is open only in the (semi-) warm months. So this winter, their storefront is morphing into LOAF, a bakery. After hearing the news, artist/designer Ben Veronis, decided to take their business incubation idea to the next logical extreme... There’s a second installment, coming soon...</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Hudson</name>
        </author>
        <category term="Cities | Hudson" />
        <category term="Economic Development" />
        <category term="Graphic Design" />
        <category term="Humor" />
        
        
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p style="text-align: justify;">Hudson’s popular (ice-) creamery LICK naturally is open only in the (semi-) warm months. So this winter, their storefront is morphing into LOAF, a bakery. After hearing the news, artist/designer <a href="http://www.benveronis.com" target="_blank" title="Benjamin Veronis">Ben Veronis</a>, decided to take their business incubation idea to the next logical extreme...</p>
<p><a href="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e201348981e2c2970c-pi"><img alt="Lick01" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e201348981e2c2970c" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e201348981e2c2970c-550wi" style="width: 506px;" title="Lick01" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://laeti.org/sam/lick/lick02.jpg" style="display: inline;"><img alt="image from laeti.org" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e20147e025899e970b" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e20147e025899e970b-250wi" style="width: 250px;" title="image from laeti.org" /></a> <a href="http://laeti.org/sam/lick/lick03.jpg" style="display: inline;"><img alt="image from laeti.org" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2a12970b" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2a12970b-250wi" style="width: 250px;" title="image from laeti.org" /></a> <br /> <a href="http://laeti.org/sam/lick/lick04.jpg" style="display: inline;"><img alt="image from laeti.org" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2a39970b" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2a39970b-250wi" style="width: 250px;" title="image from laeti.org" /></a> <a href="http://www.laeti.org/sam/lick/lick05.jpg" style="display: inline;"><img alt="image from laeti.org" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2b6d970b" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2b6d970b-250wi" style="width: 250px;" title="image from laeti.org" /></a> <br /> <a href="http://www.laeti.org/sam/lick/lick06.jpg" style="display: inline;"><img alt="image from laeti.org" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2bc4970b" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2bc4970b-250wi" style="width: 250px;" title="image from laeti.org" /></a> <a href="http://www.laeti.org/sam/lick/lick07.jpg" style="display: inline;"><img alt="image from laeti.org" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2bdf970b" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2bdf970b-250wi" style="width: 250px;" title="image from laeti.org" /></a> <br /> <a href="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2c9b970b-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="image from laeti.org" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2c9b970b" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2c9b970b-250wi" style="width: 250px;" title="image from laeti.org" /></a> <a href="http://www.laeti.org/sam/lick/lick09.jpg" style="display: inline;"><img alt="image from laeti.org" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e20134898888fb970c" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e20134898888fb970c-250wi" style="width: 250px;" title="image from laeti.org" /></a> <br /> <a href="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e201348988895f970c-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="image from laeti.org" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e201348988895f970c" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e201348988895f970c-250wi" style="width: 250px;" title="image from laeti.org" /></a> <a href="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e20134898889ff970c-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="image from laeti.org" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e20134898889ff970c" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e20134898889ff970c-250wi" style="width: 250px;" title="image from laeti.org" /></a> <br /> <a href="http://www.laeti.org/sam/lick/lick13.jpg" style="display: inline;"><img alt="image from laeti.org" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e2013489888a24970c" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e2013489888a24970c-250wi" style="width: 250px;" title="image from laeti.org" /></a> <a href="http://www.laeti.org/sam/lick/lick14.jpg" style="display: inline;"><img alt="image from laeti.org" class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2e48970b" src="http://www.sampratt.com/.a/6a00d83454ca3969e20147e02c2e48970b-250wi" style="width: 250px;" title="image from laeti.org" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">There’s a second installment, coming soon...</p></div>
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<entry>
        <title>Tooling around with Roody</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.sampratt.com/sam/2010/09/tooling-around-with-roody.html" />
        <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.sampratt.com/sam/2010/09/tooling-around-with-roody.html" thr:count="1" thr:updated="2010-09-20T21:17:03-04:00" />
        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83454ca3969e20133f4684ef1970b</id>
        <published>2010-09-20T18:17:53-04:00</published>
        <updated>2010-09-20T18:19:45-04:00</updated>
        <summary>The Albany Times-Union reports that &quot;former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani will make an appearance with Congressional candidate Chris Gibson at Total Tool in Castleton Wednesday.&quot; 20th Congressional District sources also indicate that Giuliani will be making campaign whistlestops at the Jerk Joint, a Saratoga barbecue spot, as well as at Dipstick Depot, the auto lube specialists in Stephentown.</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Hudson</name>
        </author>
        <category term="Humor" />
        
        
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&lt;div xmlns=&quot;http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Albany Times-Union&lt;/I&gt; reports that &amp;quot;former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani will make an appearance with Congressional candidate Chris Gibson at Total Tool in Castleton Wednesday.&amp;quot;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;20th Congressional District sources also indicate that Giuliani will be making campaign whistlestops at the Jerk Joint, a Saratoga barbecue spot, as well as at Dipstick Depot, the auto lube specialists in Stephentown.&lt;/div&gt;
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<entry>
        <title>The morning after</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.sampratt.com/sam/2010/08/the-morning-after.html" />
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83454ca3969e2013485ea065f970c</id>
        <published>2010-08-01T12:29:48-04:00</published>
        <updated>2010-08-01T12:30:53-04:00</updated>
        <summary>There are only a few hours left in the shelf life of Chelsea Clinton wedding humor, so: General Electric removed all PCBs from the river for the weekend as a courtesy, but will restore the Hudson to is natural condition Monday after the last guests have sobered up and gone home. [h/t Vince Mulford]</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Hudson</name>
        </author>
        <category term="Humor" />
        <category term="Towns | Rhinebeck" />
        
        <category term="Clinton wedding" />
        
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>There are only a few hours left in the shelf life of&#0160;<a href="http://planetwaves.net/pagetwo/2010/07/31/extraordinary-security-measures-for-clinton-wedding/" target="_self" title="Clinton wedding humor">Chelsea Clinton wedding humor</a>, so:</p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 30px;"><em>General Electric removed all PCBs from the river for the weekend as a courtesy, but will restore the Hudson to is natural condition Monday after the last guests have sobered up and gone home.</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: small;">[h/t Vince Mulford]</span></p></div>
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<entry>
        <title>It&#39;s funny because it&#39;s true</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.sampratt.com/sam/2010/01/its-funny-because-its-true.html" />
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83454ca3969e201287720a406970c</id>
        <published>2010-01-28T11:53:49-05:00</published>
        <updated>2010-01-28T12:11:48-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Unhappy Hipsters. (It’ll be interesting to see how long this stays up before Dwell’s lawyers send Tumblr a cease-and-desist letter.)</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Hudson</name>
        </author>
        <category term="Humor" />
        
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	<a href="http://unhappyhipsters.tumblr.com/">Unhappy Hipsters</a>.</p><p class="asset asset-link">(It’ll be interesting to see how long this stays up before Dwell’s lawyers send Tumblr a cease-and-desist letter.)<br />
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